Amusing

[nadriel]

A recently-encountered friend came up with a line that I felt needed to be immortalised here...

In response to my comment that I was in an odd mood, they responded;

"From what I can tell, you wouldn't know an ordinary mood if it ran up to you and offered you an ice-cream".

Many thanks, I shall cherish that comment for a long time...

Comments

[ladyravenette.livejournal.com]

Stay in that corner where I can keep an eye on you, fruit-cake.

[nadriel.livejournal.com]

Okay. Um, this room is circular. Where do I sit?

Also, I'm having trouble with Euclidean geometry at the moment....

[ladyravenette.livejournal.com]

Where are you, a bloody lighthouse? And Euclid was highly overrated, if you want my opinion.

[nadriel.livejournal.com]

And three dimensions are so boring. Sorry, I got the words "circular" and "rectangular" confused. But since I called the room circular, it therefore has no corners that I can sit in. Regardless of the consensual reality to the contrary.

I'm really a lot less insane in real life. Honest. Or at least it's less obvious....

[brindy.livejournal.com]

I paint lighthouses for a living. Yeah, it's true. I do the red stripe and my mate over there does white stripe. Yeah. OK, I'll be leaving now.

[nadriel.livejournal.com]

I like red. And black. And purple. And dark blue.
Erm.

[ladyravenette.livejournal.com]

You never learn, do you? Apart from being amazingly feeble, it sounds like you're offering a menage a trois which, depending on who you try the line on, could be good or bad.

[brindy.livejournal.com]

I won't be trying that line again anyway, that's for sure. Was pretty funny at the time, but achieved nil.