Animal madness

I need a friendly neighbour with lots of pets (particualrly cats and/or dogs). Then I have all the advantages of owning a pet without the things that I haven't got the time, money or inclination to do. Cop-out, I know, but there we are.

I like animals, so much less complicated.

Reminder

This Friday is Synthetic Culture at the Egg Club, Kings Cross. I'll be at the Head of Steam from about 8pm beforehand, as will several others no doubt.

Be there or be somewhere else! (I recommend being there, though).

Thought

Where does the phrase "Holding a candle for someone" come from?