Note to self.

[nadriel]

Do not go off on paranoid "everyone hates me" self-critical internal monologues. They serve no useful purpose and are usually wrong anyway.

*slaps self upside the head*

Comments

[davidnm.livejournal.com]

This is very, very true. I've spent the last week doing various versions of the same thing, and they are pretty damn useless.

[davidnm.livejournal.com]

But don't slap yourself. It hurts and pain is bad.

[nadriel.livejournal.com]

Pain I can deal with- I'm used to it...

[(Anonymous)]

You don't know what pain really is.
I could, however, show you if you like, with the aid of Helga, an overweight Germanic Fraulein who has serious issues with men, all men. She also has an enema kit and a flask of Chilli oil, and a cucumber, and some barbed wire with a length of hose that just fits over the barbs, and a thin glass catheter... did I mention that she's also a chiropractor, a Sith Chiropractor, the lure of the dark side of the chiroprachty has consumed her soul. Except for the bit that hates all men.

-Seth-Ra the Everliving.

Disclaimer - anyone who reads this and finds it in bad taste should immediately run away and hide in a cupboard, because the big bad world is full of people like this and you should face reality, but instead you can't, and will waste your precious time in this life bitching about how unfair it all is, until Helga catches up with you. Did I mention that she hates whining little bitches too?

Disclaimer #2 - Mike, this is not an attack on you, in fact I'm not sure what it is, it just kind of grew as I was typing it. Regardless of all others, I like you.

[suoyletamitlu.livejournal.com]

Yeah I like doing that too ^.^

What a nice pile of steaming crap. You do well.

[(Anonymous)]

I thank you.
*bows*

-Seth-Ra the Everliving.