The return of the open mic journal!

[nadriel]

Yep, it's time to make people wince with my doggerel again.

And if you want to see my other two efforts on this front, this is the first sort of post I'm using tags with...

Anyway, on with the torture.

(This should be sung to the tune of "Do you hear the people sing?" from Les Miserables.


Do you hear the teachers sing?
Saying “Oh no!” and “Not again”?
It is now term-time and the kids are
Really out of line again!
When the pupils playing up
Outweigh the lessons getting done
There is a feeling that you’re lost
’Till the weekend comes!

Will you cry like admin staff
Who must print letters till half three?
Explaining to the mums
Just how bad their kids can be?
This horrible plight
Is only assuaged by hot tea!

Do you hear the teachers moan?
Saying “Oh no!” and “Not again”?
It is now term-time and the kids are
Really out of line again!
When the pupils playing up
Outweigh the lessons getting done
There is a feeling that you’re lost
’Till the weekend comes!

Will you hear the techy rants
About the children breaking mice
“We fix them all up again
But they just break them twice and thrice.
Just keeping things going
Is like teaching monkeys to dance!”

Do you hear the teachers moan?
Saying “Oh no!” and “Not again”?
It is now term-time and the kids are
Really out of line again!
When the pupils playing up
Outweigh the lessons getting done
There is a feeling that you’re lost
’Till the weekend comes!

Comments

[hotarunokokoro.livejournal.com]

thats awesome! i hope you can get back soon. it's what helps me keep my sanity!

[nadriel.livejournal.com]

Well, as you may have gathered from my journal, I just don't bother keeping my sanity. :-)

[hotarunokokoro.livejournal.com]

hmmm... maybe i should try that. maybe thats the answer im looing for!

[hotarunokokoro.livejournal.com]

i really, really need to get some rest! my day starts in less than 2 hours and i can't even spell 'looking'! now thats bad!