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Kid: Sir, do you have any tennis balls behind the desk?
(Note: We used to have various balls, before the kids borrowed them and didn't return them)
Me: No, we don't have any types of balls anymore.
Second kid (who was standing behind the first): Sir, do you have any tennis balls?
Me: No, we don't have any types of balls anymore.
Inner me: I'm sorry, I didn't manage to alter reality in the 15 seconds since I was last asked.
Second kid: Do you have any other sorts of balls?
Me: No, we don't have any types of balls anymore.
Inner me: Graaaargh!

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Date: 2006-10-03 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smattie.livejournal.com
Kids, Gotta love them.

Makes you want to have a slew doesn't it?

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Date: 2006-10-03 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omentide.livejournal.com
Hey, just alter reality.

It has to be easier!

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Date: 2006-10-04 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nadriel.livejournal.com
Sadly, I fear that would be an act of Hubris, and I can't afford the Wisdom hit...

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Date: 2006-10-03 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silver-blue.livejournal.com
Cue taunts from children tomorrow about you having no balls?

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Date: 2006-10-03 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nadriel.livejournal.com
Fortunately, I don't think that occured to them. Also fortunately, I'm not on reception again till next Monday.

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Date: 2006-10-03 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sk8agrrl.livejournal.com
hmmm good thing it didnt go something like this...

Second kid: Do you have any other sorts of balls?
Me: yeah these hairy bastards *grabs crotch* go suck on them....

that could land you in jail :P

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Date: 2006-10-03 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sexygoldfish-uk.livejournal.com
can't alter reality in 15 seconds.... not trying hard enough ;)

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Date: 2006-10-03 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] js84.livejournal.com
It should have been like the Tesco advert(s) where Frank Lampard (I think??) gets covered in millions of balls. That'll teach them to ask, but knowing them they would still sue and the offence wouldn't have nearly been as funny and a perfect comeback as that suggested by sk8grrl.

You could post your entry on [livejournal.com profile] customers_suck

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Date: 2006-10-03 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] js84.livejournal.com
[Ignore that error. Stupid inconsistent LJ markup...]

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