Thought for the day

[nadriel]

Wouldn't it be nice if everyone renounced violence forever? Then I could conquer the whole stupid planet with a butter knife.

Comments

[dainul.livejournal.com]

Dogbert?

[nadriel.livejournal.com]

Possibly- I found it in the Apocrypha Discordia

[karis-uk.livejournal.com]

I'm not so sure that you couldn't conquer the world with a butter knife anyway. It's not like people know how to do violence properly and the fact they are all really stupid would probably work in your favour - you could always tell them it was a nuclear butterknife or something...

[castorlion.livejournal.com]

Note to self: renounce violas instead. Then I can kick Mike in the balls.

[reindeerflotila.livejournal.com]

I am going to renounce Vienetta. That way my wasitline improves and I too can still Inflict Physical Doom on Mike.

[castorlion.livejournal.com]

Can I have your renounced vienetta? I'll swap you for my violas...

[scorpionchild.livejournal.com]

Mwhahahahahaha.....

World Domination shall be yours!!!

(please can I be a "trusted right hand person" kind of thing?)

*GRIN*

[demondaz.livejournal.com]

So that makes you the onky person not renouncing it them! D

[nadriel.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm not- what do I look like? Stupid?

[matgb]

*takes the 5th*

[nadriel.livejournal.com]

Um, we're British remember?

[lapinenoireuk.livejournal.com]

Rabbit approaches whistling merrily and pouring billiard balls into a sock.
Gives "Evil Smile" & laughs at Butterknife !!!