Life lessons...

[nadriel]

...or, Everything I needed to know in life, I learnt from HK-47

Helping others:
HK: I'm 98% percent certain this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags.
You: And the other 2 percent?
HK: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble andneeds to be blasted, but that might just be wishful thinking on my part.

Love:
HK: Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-lightscope...Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.

Word definition:

Revan:  "What are the regulations for?"

HK-47:  "Oh, to distinguish the difference between Killer and Killee."

Revan:  "...  Killee isn't a word."

HK-47:  "Expletive:  Damnit master!  I'm an assassin droid, not a dictionary!"

Good work ethic:
HK-47:You are a very harsh master, master. I like you.

Comments

[commlal.livejournal.com]

YAY!!! :D

[reficul-legna.livejournal.com]

Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-lightscope...Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.

about right.