Mage quotes

[nadriel]

From today's game...

Peter: "You're inviting major incarnations of evil round for tea, cakes and torture?"

Skank: "Help me mummy, it's the man with the lightbulb head"

Michelle: "What happened to your face?"
John: "Skank"

John: "You never know when your next hot meal will be your last"
Skank: "That can be arranged..."
*pause*
Skank: "I can cool down every other meal you ever have"

Lucius: "That's just been in my ear!"
Skank: "Came out of my nose first..."

John: "I wasn't actually going to shoot you, I was only going to pistol-whip you"

guido_was_taken: "I'm not really a violent....oh, what the hell, I'm just going to punch him"

John: "Have you been known to have psychotic episodes where you try to kill people without remembering it?"
Lucius: "...yes"

dodgyhoodoo: "You could even be the Urge Wyrm of Incompetence"

Lucius (sarcastically): "Yeah, I was assaulting your hand with my face"

Skank: "He was happily slapping him for no apparent reason apart from the having been stabbed"

*Upon being zapped by Skank, bad guy pauses, looks at Skank and staggers back theatrically*
Bad guy: "Was that the sort of reaction you were looking for?"

Peter: "Lucius is in the spam?"
John: "Let's microwave it"

Comments

[dainul.livejournal.com]

"*Upon being zapped by Skank, bad guy pauses, looks at Skank and staggers back theatrically*
Bad guy: "Was that the sort of reaction you were looking for?"
"

I think that's my favourite. Always fun when your enemies have a suitable sense of humour.

[nadriel.livejournal.com]

Yep- one of the little-known facts about the Maeljin Incarna of Paranoia is his sideline in standup comedy...