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[nadriel]

By limitedbythesky

Paradox Will Eat Itself Stats Formed: 29th June 2005 Split: 14th July 2008 Best Album: 'Brand Tegua Quartile Wonton Hausens' 5/10 in the NME Best Single: 'Boleros Patios Protects Basseted' 7/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 9th September 2005.) Records Sold: 71,834 in total (43,008 albums, 28,826 singles). Reputation: Known Locally Groupies: Casual sex to themogwai is what the Holy Bible is to a Christian. Other In an interview with the Sun in 2006, nadriel revealed that Paradox Will Eat Itself composed 'Nilghais Ferula Leisured' on a lethal cocktail of prozac, LSD and dog food. It certainly explains a lot. Paradox Will Eat Itself Member Profiles dodgyhoodoo Thanks to dodgyhoodoo less than heavenly vocals, listening to a Paradox Will Eat Itself record will take 10 years off your life. thefounder Unable to pick strings individually, thefounder had to resort to beating the shit out of all of the strings at once to contribute in any way to Paradox Will Eat Itself's din. And even then... matryx It is fair to say that matryx is a stroppy old bastard. They've threatened to pack Paradox Will Eat Itself in after they received a death threat from the ghost of Mother Thersea who reportedly said in a whispered tone "I'm trying to rest in piece here yer prick! Cut with the bollocks before I smear yer pod in shite!" smattie smattie's beats are as regular as a teenage girl with a limescale coated washing machine drum for a womb. mapp mapp is to a keyboard what the Pope is to sexual liberty. A bastardin menace. Single Releases # Title Date 24 Boleros Patios Protects Basseted Sep 2005 66 Nilghais Ferula Leisured Oct 2005 74 Forepast Subtest Mobilize Autotypy Deprive Jan 2006 99 Feased Mar 2006 N/A Razeeing Omens Schmuck Marshals Apr 2007 N/A Mayst Praos Foamless May 2007 N/A Pacify Gonged Ripstops Chummier Yodles Keypads Jul 2007 N/A Unmixt Triage Sep 2007 Album Releases # Title Date 26 Brand Tegua Quartile Wonton Hausens Jun 2005 N/A Cootie Lazies Hussy Mar 2007 northern ireland's worst

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[thefounder.livejournal.com]

that is a superb summary of my guitar playing abilities.

[(Anonymous)]

just got this in my email...
http://www.jobsite.co.uk/jbe/vacancy/uGOVfy/3262868/20002459/914575687

[brindy.livejournal.com]

that was me, btw :)

[nadriel.livejournal.com]

Cheers! I think the East Midlands may be a little far for me, but I'll have a look...