Life lessons...

...or, Everything I needed to know in life, I learnt from HK-47

Helping others:
HK: I'm 98% percent certain this miniature organic meatbag wants you to help find his fellow miniature organic meatbags.
You: And the other 2 percent?
HK: The other 2 percent is that he is just looking for trouble andneeds to be blasted, but that might just be wishful thinking on my part.

Love:
HK: Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-lightscope...Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.

Word definition:

Revan:  "What are the regulations for?"

HK-47:  "Oh, to distinguish the difference between Killer and Killee."

Revan:  "...  Killee isn't a word."

HK-47:  "Expletive:  Damnit master!  I'm an assassin droid, not a dictionary!"

Good work ethic:
HK-47:You are a very harsh master, master. I like you.

Plans

Since I actually have some things lined up for part of next week, I thought I'd list them here, in case people want to suggest alternatives or changes.

Saturday: Socialising and roleplay down Pimlico way. Try not to get character eaten by vampires.

Sunday: Roleplay at the College Arms. Try not to get character eaten by dragon.

Monday: Help scorpionchild do packing and stuff for house moving. Crash over. Try not to get eaten by cats.

Tuesday: Head back, do some more revision, sign on, then either parent's or College Arms then parent's. Nothing should be eating me.

Wednesday-Friday: Stay at parent's to revise unless something better comes along.

Edit: Thursday night, meet up with gruzz for drinks.