On the bus to work this morning, I actually remembered an old TV series called Supergran.
I even remember some of the words to the theme...
Stand back Superman, Iceman, Spiderman,
Batman and Robin too.
Don't wanna make a ruckus for B.A.Baracus,
But I've got a match for you...
She makes them look like a bunch of fairies
She's got more bottle than United Dairies...
Hang about, look out,
For Supergran...
There's more, but I can't remember it. Will have to see if anyone's actually put it on the net somewhere...