<td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play you:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">John C. Reilly </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play your love interest:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Jenna Jameson </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Weeks you will stay in the box office:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">5</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your love scene:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">The Beegees - How Deep Is Your Love </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your death:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Stevie Wonder - They Won't Go When I Go </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td>