This weekend, and other things

First up, a reminder that this weekend I'll be roleplaying at the College Arms, with a fine assortment of games- Mummy, Sabbat, Mage and Mortals.

If you're not already involved, I do recommend it :-).


And now, some fun quotes I found whilst bored at work:

"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

"No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong."

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

Note: That last can have "Sysadmins" subsituted for "dragons". So don't mess. :-P

"The three laws of thermodynamics:
You can't win the game.
You can't break even.
You can't even quit."

"The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea."

"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur."
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)