From a conversation with a friend...

I AM LOCUTUS OF GOTH

COLOUR IS FUTILE

YOU WILL WEAR BLACK

Arrr!

Don't forget, September 19th is international Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Well, shit.

My rear windscreen just shattered when I closed my car door.

Anyone know where I can get a temporary cover, as I'm not paying for a full replacement when I'm getting a new car soon, and I couldn't afford it anyway (my parents and grandparent are loaning me the money for the car as it is).

After edit: One of the previously unrealised perks to working for a mail order company- see through packaging material and lots of sellotape...