Got a copy of some original White Wolf humour, created by some friends of mine. I'm sure you're all familiar with all the various "do it" lists kicking around. Well, without further ado, I present the ultimate World of Darkness "do it" list, courtesy of The Circus....
---- mage ----
AKASHICS DO IT IN THEIR OWN MIND
DREAMSPEAKERS DO IT IN THE UMBRA
CULTISTS DO IT
CHORISTERS DO IT AND THEN REPENT
EUTHANTOI GAVE IT THE GOOD DEATH
HERMETICS DO IT BY NUMBERS
ETHERITES DO IT WITH THE ANDROID
VIRTUAL ADEPTS DO IT ONLINE
VERBENA DO IT AGAINST THE TREE OF LIFE
ITERATION X DOESN'T DO IT - IT'S INEFFICIENT, ANYWAY
SYNDICATE DOES IT FOR A PRICE
VOID ENGINEERS DO IT IN DEEP SPACE
THE NEW WORLD ORDER WATCHES _YOU_ DO IT
THE PROGENITORS MAKE PEOPLE TO DO IT.
THE AHL-I-BATIN DO IT ACROSS THE WEB OF FAITH
THE TAFTANI DO IT WITH MAGICAL LAMPS
THE SOLIFICATI DO IT WITH ALCHEMY
THE HOLLOW ONES DO IT TO PASS THE TIME
THE ORPHANS DO IT THEIR OWN WAY, BABY
THE NEPHANDI DO IT TO FUEL THEIR DARK MASTERS
THE MARAUDERS DO IT. WE THINK.
---- vampire ----
ASSAMITES DO IT VERY QUIETLY
BRUJAH DO IT AND TELL EVERYONE IT'S THE BEST WAY
TREMERE MUST INFORM THE REGENT WHO MUST INFORM THE PONTIFEX WHO MUST INFORM
THE COUNCIL OF SEVEN WHO MUST INFORM TREMERE WHO REFUSES PERMISSION TO DO IT
GIOVANNI DO IT WITH THE DEAD
MALKAVIANS DO IT WITH FISH, FLUFFY BUNNIES, OTHER VAMPIRES, A DUCK, THEIR
STATION WAGON...
VENTRUE DO IT FOR THE GOOD OF THE CAMARILLA
LASOMBRAS DO IT IN THE DARK
TZIMISCE DO IT WITH TENTACLE HENTAI
TOREADOR DO IT WITH PANACHE
SALUBRI DON'T DO IT ANYMORE
GANGREL DO IT WITH ANIMALS
RAVNOS DO IT AND STEAL THE SHEETS
NOSFERATU DO IT WITH A BAG ON THEIR HEADS
FOLLOWERS OF SET DO IT WITH OTHERS, THEN BLACKMAIL THEM
SAMEDI DO IT, BUT FALL APART AFTERWARDS
DAUGTHERS OF CACOPHONY DO IT LOUDLY
TRUE BRUJAH HAVE ALREADY DONE IT
NAGARAJA DID IT IN ENOCH
BAALI DO IT WITH THE DEVIL
OLD CLAN TZIMISCE DO IT WITHOUT VICCISSITUDE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
KOLDUNS DO IT WITH THE LAND
CITY GANGREL DO IT IN THE STREETS
BLOOD BROTHERS DO IT IN TANDEM
SERPENTS OF THE LIGHT DO IT WITH THE LOA
THE CHILDREN OF OSIRIS USED TO DO IT, BUT THEY KICKED THE HABIT
GARGOYLES, DO IT.
THE CAMARILLA DO IT FOR THE GOOD OF ALL KINDRED
THE SABBAT DO IT TO FIGHT THE ANTEDILUVIANS
THE INCONNU WATCH THE OTHERS DO IT
ANARCHS DO IT JUST TO SPITE THE OTHERS
---- changing breeds ----
RAGABASH DO IT AND LAUGH
THEURGES DO IT WITH SPIRITS
PHILODOX THINK ABOUT DOING IT
GAILLIARD TELL PEOPLE THEY DO IT
AHROUN DO IT ROUGH
BLACK FURIES DO IT WITH CONTEMPT
BONE GNAWERS DO IT IN TRASH
CHILDREN OF GAIA WISH EVERYONE WOULD DO IT
FIANNA GET DRUNK AND DO IT
GET OF FENRIS DO IT WIV INGA FROM SVEEDEN
GLASS WALKERS DO IT IN THE PENTHOUSE
RED TALONS DO IT WITH DOGS
SHADOW LORDS CON YOU INTO DOING IT, THEN TURN ON YOU
SILENT STRIDERS DO IT EVERYWHERE
SILVER FANGS DO IT WITH THEIR COUSINS
UKTENA DO IT NATURALLY
WENDIGO DO IT IN THE ICE
STARGAZERS DO IT BACK EAST NOW
BLACK SPIRAL DANCERS DO IT, THEN EAT THE CORPSE
CORAX KNOW WHEN PEOPLE DO IT AND TELL THE WORLD
GURAHL DO IT AND HEAL YOU AFTERWARDS
BASTET DO IT IN SECRET
RATKIN DO IT IN THE SEWERS
ANANASI DO IT AND EAT THE PARTNER AFTERWARDS
NAGAH DO IT, BUT IT'S A SECRET
MOKOLE REMEMBER THEIR ANCESTORS DOING IT
ROKEA DO IT UNDER THE SEA
NUWISHA DO IT FOR FUN
---- changeling ----
BOGGANS DO IT AND TIDY UP AFTERWARDS
ESHU DO IT WHILE ON THE MOVE
SAYTRS DO IT AND DO IT AND DO IT
SIDHE DO IT GLAMOUROUSLY
KNOCKERS DO IT, BUT WISH THEY COULD DO BETTER
SLUAGH DO IT WITH THEIR FEET BEHIND THEIR HEAD
REDCAPS DO IT WITH THEIR TEETH
POOKA DO IT AS BUNNIES
SELKIE DO IT IN THE SHALLOWS
NUNNEHEI DO IT IN THE LANDS OF THEIR ANCESTORS
---- hunter ----
HUNTERS SHOULDN'T DO IT. WE HATE THEM. THEY'RE USELESS.
---- demons ----
WE DON'T KNOW HOW DEMONS DO IT YET. BUT IT PROBABLY HURTS.
---- mummies ----
MUMMIES KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE OF IT
---- wraiths ----
WRAITHS DO IT BECAUSE THEIR SHADOW SAYS SO
RISEN DO IN GRAVEYARDS
SPECTRES DO IT 'CAUSE THE HIVE MIND SAYS SO
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