Time Zones

I've decided that time zones are annoying and should be abolished, and that everyone should work on the same time. Okay, so some people will have to work in the dark, but that's a price I'm prepared to pay.

Alternatively, if anyone knows a way to go without sleep with no detrimental effect, I can stay up all night.

My co-workers are a little confused- apparently, they haven't seen me smile as much in the entire 8 months they've known me as I have been since yesterday.

Did I mention I'm still happy...?