Mage quotes

[nadriel]

Well, today's session was by turns hilarious and disturbing. so pretty much par for the course, really.

And here are the quotes:

thessalian (recapping previous game) "...and then Ceoris blew up"
nadriel "We get a lot of that.."

Dogwitch: "Hello"
Lucius: "Eek"

Lucius: *wails* "He's pimping me out to his friends now!"

Professor Smith: "Does anyone think it's odd that you're on first name terms with pretty much every major evil around at the moment?"

Lucius: "Help! I'm being eaten to death by dinosaurs"

lokean: "So you're trying to bring a middle-aged steampunk professor to orgasm as a matter of pride?"

Lucius: "Who put Compy's on the compost?"

Professor Smith: "What's a pit of werewolves?"
Lucius and Furubashi: "Well, it's a pit, and it has werewolves in it."
Professor Smith: "How do you get a pit of werewolves?"
Everyone else: "Well, first you take a pit..."

Furubashi: "Why do you need a disciple of Prime?"
Professor Smith: "It's complicated, but it involves a singing hatstand and a mecha"

Furubashi: (Upon further explaination from the Professor) "There are two reasons I'm not going to do that. One, I think it would be dangerous to connect that to anything. Two, I don't want to."

Lucius: "You're not helping very much."
Furubashi: "You're right."

Furubashi: "Do. Not. Destroy. My. Hotel. What part of this do you not understand?"

Lucius: "I've got werewolves in my head and it hurts"